You Know What's the Worst?

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When the phone rings in the other room and then you have to run to grab it because it's on silent mode and you only barely heard it meaning it might already have been ringing for a while and so because you're running you stub your baby toe and it hurts for a couple minutes but it's actually not that bad but then a week later you realize it still hurts so maybe you should get it looked at so then the school nurse wraps it up the result of which is that it hurts much more than it did before it got treated and then you have to walk with a limp for the rest of the day and because walking with a limp is an unnatural motion you wake up the next day with a pulled muscle in your leg because of the limping.

Man, it happens to me ALL THE TIME.